Blogger Virginity

So this is my first "real" blog entry. I am a corporate desk jockey and I oft times enjoy relaxing in my leather speaker chair and vegging out to some Katamari Damacy. I don't really know much about blogging so until I figure it out I'm not going to have any specific purpose or direction for this thing.

What I do know though, is that working on Saturday is a ritualistic brainwashing method used by the freemasons to enslave the working class. Supporting my theory below is a diagram retrieved directly from the freemason HQ.

As you can see in the diagram the freemasons are beaming Saturdayzz propoganda into our minds. The drool on a Saturday workers mouth long thought to be hangover related, is actually a well known side effect of brainwashing. Other side effects include but are not limited to, Thinking overtime is a good thing, successfully completing projects, meeting deadlines, and a lack of interwebz surfing. If you notice anyone suffering from these symptoms immediately inform the department of homeland security. They have been trying for years to find an effective means of mind control.